Year

Year jokes

Dad

    • Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

    Next day:

    Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

    Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

    The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

    Proof that words really can hurt.

    Dad

    • My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

    I told him my dad never came back with it.

    Intruder

    • When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

    Me: "Oh hell nah"

    Year memes

    Surgery

    • But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

    Source

    • According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

    1. What was your income for the year?

    2. What were your expenses?

    3. How much have you left?

    4. Send it in.

    Parent

    • I've been looking for my parents for years.

    For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

    Luck

    • Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

    Goodbye

    • I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

    Marathon

    • I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

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