Year jokes
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!