Year Jokes

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

Have a great 👍 year

My girlfriend is born at 29 February, so does that mean she is 2 years old🤔

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old, that my pussy is haunted".

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."

dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!

Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha

They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao