Year Jokes

Everyone Thought I'd have a great year............... 14 years just gave me more chances

DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years

Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day

One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”

9 year old me stepping on a lego and
surviving:
I have fused with god
13

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

y=ax²+bx+c
(x₁, x₂)=-b4
2a
V=1 πr².h
3
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sin
Cos
tan
30°
DONANI
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SENTING
AVT
45 SVF
60°

This. Is. Sparta

Spartans when a 3 year old can't
bench press a boulder and kill 30
soldiers in 0.5 secs :

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.

Yeah

Me every year: "next year will be
better"
Next year:
2012
2013
2014
2015
M
Me
18
2019

wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?

10 YEAR OLDS

A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor. Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ? Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant. Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

AKELD SOUNDS LIKE A 56 YEAR OLD MAN JUST PICKING ON KIDS FOR NO REASON I SAY GET A LIFE

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years