When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Your mum eats cabbage.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
