Year jokes

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.