"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
