I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. ššš
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You canāt milk a cow for 15 years.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: āNo, Petie, you donāt have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.ā
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didnāt like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I donāt have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
I found Jeffrey Epsteinās diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Foolsā Day... because heās a joke every day of the year.
