Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade Iโd ever made. But now Iโm regretting not being able to molest her anymore
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. Itโs full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, itโs just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out whatโs wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, โIโm so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and Iโm afraid itโs fatal.โ
โOh no!โ exclaims the man, โHow long do I have?โ
โTen,โ says the doctor.
โWhat, years? Months?!โ
โNine...โ
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donโt even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itโs called โWorst Jokes everโ not โBully people forever.โ So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donโt even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
โAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?โ I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.