Year jokes
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.