Scotch Drinker

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklenuts. This joke is messed up, even for you. It's saying the dude likes his women young like a kid, and mixed with coke like a drink. This is illegal and bad. I am an animal and even I know better. Hope this helped your pea brain.

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