Wrong jokes
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.