Wrong jokes
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.