Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
Aish Jokes
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
Yo momma's an AISH worker.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.