world's jokes
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.