Work jokes
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
We gotta work ahead, people!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.