Work jokes

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

Why did the rapper go to the gym?

To work on his flex rhymes!

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.