Work jokes
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team: