Work jokes
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
We gotta work ahead, people!
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.