Why do orphan hate school because of home work
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
