There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Work Jokes
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
