Wordplay jokes
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Let's taco about something.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."