Wordplay jokes
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.