What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Not all cat puns are pur~fect some just have there claws
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
Did you know the f in orphan stands for family because there is no f in orphan
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
Puns that’s how eye rool
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
