Wordplay jokes
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?