Spell Imap and say ness at the end
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a orphan with a boner?
Porn
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.
if you take a caap of a bottle is it decaptition
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
What is hitlers favorite letter.... Not-Z
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
How do you call a cute door? a-door-able
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
Whats a word that starts with m and ends in airage and all men like it?
Miscarriage The joke never gets old just like the baby
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
