Wordplay jokes
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
here's my dick pick
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.