Wordplay Jokes

Nun

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.

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  • Number

    What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

    Roamin’ Numerals.

    Money

    Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

    Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

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  • Skeleton

    I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.