Wordplay jokes
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Dolly (DYM 79).
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
It's ice to see you.