Wordplay jokes
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
The "f" in orphan is for family.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."