Wordplay jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!