Wordplay jokes
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why is Joe cool?
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
You really put the R in special.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.