Whats a word that starts with m and ends in airage and all men like it?
Miscarriage The joke never gets old just like the baby
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
How do you think the unthinkable? An ithberg
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfish?
A family portrait
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
I’m friends with 25 letters, I don’t know y!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What does an orphan call a family picture? A selfie.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
How do you say fish without the eye
Fsh
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
