Wordplay jokes
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jewly.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.