What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
How do you think the unthinkable? An ithberg
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
I’m friends with 25 letters, I don’t know y!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
If a mentally challenged person shows up late
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What does an orphan call a family picture? A selfie.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
