Wordplay jokes
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
You really put the R in special.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.