Wordplay jokes

Why can you never surprise mountains?

They peak.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

What is the most common crime in Asia?

Identity fraud.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

You really put the R in special.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."