Wordplay jokes

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

What is the most common crime in Asia?

Identity fraud.

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

You really put the R in special.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.