Wordplay jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
I want that T-shirt
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Evan, mom hot?
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.