Wordplay jokes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Doin' (DYM 63)?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂