Wordplay jokes
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
You really put the R in special.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.