Wordplay jokes
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."