Wordplay jokes
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
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Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!