Wordplay jokes
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".