Wordplay jokes
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
I want that T-shirt
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!