Wordplay jokes
You might think these jokes are plane.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Let's taco about something.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.