What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
