Wordplay jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.