Wordplay jokes
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.