Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How do you say fish without the eye
Fsh
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
