Wordplay jokes
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Doin' (DYM 63)?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?