Wordplay jokes
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
here's my dick pick
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.