Wordplay jokes

What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?

A minor.

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."

I got udder jokes too.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.