Wordplay jokes

Cheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

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  • Gold

    Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

    Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

    Toenail

    Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

    1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

    Memes

    Rapist

    Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they always like to come in a little behind.

    Bathroom

    You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

    European.

    Roman

    What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

    A "glad-he-ate-her".

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