Wordplay jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!