Wordplay jokes
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"
He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."
So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."
Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"
I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!