What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
I just shed my pants.
