Wordplay jokes
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".