Wordplay jokes
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.