Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Wordplay Jokes
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I just shed my pants.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
