Wordplay jokes
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
I just shed my pants.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.