Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I just shed my pants.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.