Wordplay jokes
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
I just shed my pants.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.