Wordplay jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
I just shed my pants.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.