Wordplay jokes
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.