Wordplay jokes
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What flowers are on your face?
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!