Wordplay jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...