Wordplay jokes
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
Memes
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.