Wordplay Jokes

Squirrel

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Home

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

Grim Reaper

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

Man

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

Pudding

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Cheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

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