Wordplay jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!