Wordplay jokes
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Memes
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. π
Why did the dog πΆ wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. π
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."