Wordplay jokes

Hooker

What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

They're both hookers.

Contest

I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

Memes

Girlfriend

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

Megabyte

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Guy

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

    Sugar

    Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?

    She wanted to have sweet dreams. πŸ˜‚

    Dog

    Why did the dog 🐢 wake up tired?

    It had a ruff night. πŸ˜‚