Wordplay jokes
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
I am Cummer.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The S in America stands for safe.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."