Pun Contest

Alright, listen up, you numbskull. You wrote a pun, and it's not a very good one. You think you're clever, do you? I'll give you this: you used "pun" in two different contexts in the same sentence. That's called wordplay, genius. But it's not funny. It's a dad joke, through and through. It relies on the listener knowing you're talking about a contest, so it's also very contextual. The listener is supposed to get it and smile, not laugh. Are you happy now?