Wordplay jokes
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”