Wordplay jokes
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Memes
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!