Wordplay jokes
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Memes
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.