Wordplay jokes
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.