Wordplay jokes
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Memes
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.