Wordplay jokes
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Memes
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.