What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
