Wordplay jokes
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.