What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Wordplay Jokes
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
