Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.