HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Wordplay Jokes
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
It's ice to see you.
