Wordplay jokes
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Herrit?
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.