Wordplay jokes
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.