Wordplay jokes
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.