Wordplay jokes

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?

Lickalotapuss.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

I am Cummer.

Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Dolly (DYM 79).

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

Saw (DYM 69).

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Doin' (DYM 63)?

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.