What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!