What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Wordplay Jokes
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What flowers are on your face?
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
