Word jokes
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
You soak balls, get it?
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Yourom?
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Nut