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Word Jokes
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You add words = bullshit.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Nut
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Eh.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
