Word jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
You soak balls, get it?
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
You add words = bullshit.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)