Word jokes
You soak balls, get it?
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Memes
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Yourom?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You add words = bullshit.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Nut
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!