Word jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Jack

Pulp is a palindrome.

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You soak balls, get it?

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Golly.

Golly who?

Godly leave me alone!

Nut

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Yourom?

You add words = bullshit.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)