Word jokes

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Nut

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Golly.

Golly who?

Godly leave me alone!

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Pulp is a palindrome.

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You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

You soak balls, get it?

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Jack

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”