Word jokes
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Nut
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Memes
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
You soak balls, get it?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Yourom?
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"