Word jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Memes
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
You soak balls, get it?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Yourom?
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
You add words = bullshit.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."