Word jokes

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

You're mum.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK

Why can't Asians do word searches?

They can't see the words.

Nut

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.