The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Chinmey?
Fard.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Eh.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
