Word jokes

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

What goes after the butt?

The POST-erior.

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My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"

Caca.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

Nerverack.

Her (DYM 88).

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Addison Banks age (8).

Addison Banks age (21).

Addison Banks age (69).

BLAH.

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

I don't know what to say.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?