Word jokes
weixian
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Her (DYM 88).
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Nerverack.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
I don't know what to say.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Poop.