Word jokes

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

Nerverack.

I don't know what to say.

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What goes after the butt?

The POST-erior.

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

weixian

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

Poop.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Spell "I cup."

What can't an orphan spell?

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