Word jokes
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
I don't know what to say.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Poop.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Spell "I cup."
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Sumona.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm