Pulp jokes

Pulp is a palindrome.

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Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Priest

What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?

A porkypine!

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.