Pulp jokes

Pulp is a palindrome.

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Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Priest

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.