Pulp jokes

Pulp is a palindrome.

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I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

Priest

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!