Word jokes

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Chinmey?

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Braken Rodrgrigous?

Nutty.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.