Word jokes
You add words = bullshit.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Fard.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Eh.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Nutty.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
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