Word jokes
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Memes
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Chinmey?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Eh.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.