Word jokes
You add words = bullshit.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Memes
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Chinmey?
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Nutty.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."