Word jokes
Yourom?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Stupid.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Nutty.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.