Word jokes
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Yourom?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
You add words = bullshit.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Chinmey?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"