Word jokes
Eh.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Fard.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Nutty.
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Nononono.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!