Word jokes
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
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Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.