Word jokes
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Hair (DYM 81).
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.
Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.
In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.
Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.
But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.
Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.
For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.
So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.