It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Angel is a good word.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Scree.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Aaron.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
