Word

Word jokes

Brother

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

Man

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

Memes

Grandpa

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

Bullet

What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?

Answer: Putin, put out!

Astronaut

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Orphan

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Girl

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Nose

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.