Word jokes
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Memes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.