Word jokes

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Nerverack.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

Addison Banks age (8).

Addison Banks age (21).

Addison Banks age (69).

BLAH.

What’s the opposite of poo?

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.

Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."

Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?

Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."