Word jokes

The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?

Taxi.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

Nut

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

POV: Her name is Alli.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

How do you shrivel a dick?

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

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How many YEETS are there?

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!