Word jokes
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
POV: Her name is Alli.
"My name is Dezz."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Babys Horenet's first word
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Lean.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Mohe?
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Puss.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)