Word jokes

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."

There is no family.

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Mohe?

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Lean.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

"My name is Dezz."

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.