Word Jokes

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

My teacher said, ̈Words don ́t hurt! ̈ So I threw my dictionary at her.

Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "

From the wise words of my friend " you ain't a man til you had a man "

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

What was Stephen Hawking's dying words "restore factory settings"

Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.