Word jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yulia
POV: Her name is Alli.
How do you shrivel a dick?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
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How many YEETS are there?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.