My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Theres 3 words in important. I’m, port, ant 😂😂🤣
You add words = bulshit
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
What was Stephen Hawking's dying words "restore factory settings"
My teacher said, ̈Words don ́t hurt! ̈ So I threw my dictionary at her.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
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Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops
Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
