Word jokes
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Niguh.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.