Word jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Memes
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Hana?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!