Word jokes
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Memes
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
"My name is Dezz."
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Mohe?
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Lean.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Puss.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.