Word jokes

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Lean.

"My name is Dezz."

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

How do you say "fish" without the "i"?

Fsh

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

Mohe?

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.