Word jokes

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

Puss.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."

There is no family.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Hana?

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

If hi = hi?