Word jokes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
POV: Her name is Alli.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Babys Horenet's first word
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Mohe?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.