A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Word Jokes
Puss.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Hana?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
If hi = hi?
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
