Woman jokes
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.