Woman

Woman jokes

Man

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Son

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Memes

Fish

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?

A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

Dog

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Right

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Pregnancy

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Wonder Woman

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Fat

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Wire

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣