Woman jokes
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Memes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.