Woman jokes
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Memes
HMMMM?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Big mummy milkers...