Woman jokes

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?

Because she's a woman.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."