Woman jokes
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.