Woman jokes
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why?
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."