Woman jokes
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.