Woman jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.