Woman jokes
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.