Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
My brother when he sees a girl.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
