I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Woman Jokes
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
