Woman jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't change anything.

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

My brother when he sees a girl.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.