Woman jokes

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Life is like a penis, women make it hard.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

Why do men give cold women their jackets?

No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.

A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.