Woman jokes
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Memes
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.