Woman jokes
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Memes
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.