Woman jokes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Memes
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.