Woman jokes
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.