Woman jokes
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.