Woman jokes
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Feminism.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Women.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.