Woman jokes

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.