Eileen jokes
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!