Woman jokes
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Feminism.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Women.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.