Woman jokes
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.