How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
what is the difference between a pencil and a woman...
at least one has a point
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
What’s another name for cumming in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman? My dick!
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
